Everything But The Wipe
We ship toilet paper to your door every month for a low monthly fee. Shipping is always free. With ToiletPaperValet.com, you'll never go without toilet paper again and you'll never have to leave your house to get it.
- 3 sizes of TP to choose from
- One low monthly fee
- FREE shipping
- Unconditional happiness
Three Sizes to Choose From:
6 rolls: $9.99 + Free Shipping
Almost better than beer (almost), this Six-Pack gives you six rolls of fluffy, dependable TP - the perfect amount to stock that small apartment you're barely affording.
9 rolls: $11.99 + Free Shipping
With the Sublime Nine, you'll get nine rolls of TP to share with your roommate, lover, or those friends who never seem to know when to leave.
12 rolls: $13.99 + Free Shipping
Proven to help you win the "Hero of the Household" award, the Perfect Dozen will keep your family (or frat house) stocked with 12 rolls of TP that know how to get the job done.