You'll love our toilet paper valet service so much that you'll want to recommend it to everyone you know (or may not know). Well we think that's awesome. So awesome, in fact, that we'll give you a month's worth of free toilet paper if someone you know signs up for our service. There's no limit to the amount of free TP you can earn, so feasibly you could never pay to wipe again if you help spread the word.
When you create an account with us, we'll give you a link that lets you share our brilliance with your friends, neighbors, in-laws, bartender, you name it. We're able to track that link so when they create their own account, you'll get the credit.
It's that easy. Because we're smart with computers like that.
So what are you waiting for? Get out there and earn yourself some free Sh*t!