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Take the Plunge

Avoid a Sh*tty situation and never run out of toilet paper again.


Three Sizes to Choose From:

The Six-Pack

6 rolls: $9.99 + Free Shipping

The Six-Pack

What You Need to Know:

  • 6 rolls of toilet paper per month
  • Great for lonely living
  • Small enough to proudly display on the back of your john
  • Exhilarating white color
  • Doubles as an affordable "mummy" Halloween costume
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The Sublime Nine

9 rolls: $11.99 + Free Shipping

The Sublime Nine

What You Need to Know:

  • 9 rolls of toilet paper per month
  • Perfect for sharing with that special someone
  • Immediately increases the purchaser's intelligence
  • Exhilarating white color
  • Fits all household toilet paper holders
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The Perfect Dozen

12 rolls: $13.99 + Free Shipping

The Perfect Dozen

What You Need to Know:

  • 12 rolls of toilet paper per month
  • Ideal for larger groups or Mexican food lovers
  • Eliminates embarrassing super market trips
  • Exhilarating white color
  • Proven to help you win the "Hero of the Household" award
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